buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

miss-nerdgasmz:

hisapyon:

omg

WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVECOME ON YOU PUT LIKE HALF OF THE PLANET AT A DISADVANTAGE I WANT A REFEREE

miss-nerdgasmz:

hisapyon:

omg

WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S NOT EVEN FAIR WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE
COME ON YOU PUT LIKE HALF OF THE PLANET AT A DISADVANTAGE I WANT A REFEREE

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

brokenchameleoncircuit:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

but genuinely that’s the truest part of the series

brokenchameleoncircuit:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

but genuinely that’s the truest part of the series

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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a-mended-mind:

Effectively Dealing with anon hate and them getting mad about it

myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

mrsberti:

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 



Hahaha this made me laugh harder than expected. The second gif makes it.

mrsberti:

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

image

Hahaha this made me laugh harder than expected. The second gif makes it.

punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

"…There was a lot to be said for bottling up emotions. If you did it long enough and deep enough, he suspected, pretty soon you wouldn’t feel anything at all."

American Gods, Neil Gaiman

thecutestofthecute:

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.